Category: Match Reports
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Winter Nets 2025
It may be the depths of the English winter however we are gearing up for the 2025 season and our winter nets are due to start in January 2025. If you are keen on joining a club, skill level doesn’t matter (as long as you have a pulse), please message us on the “Join Us”…
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Bats out of Hell
The Road ventured down to Fortress Dundonaldâ„¢ needing 9 points to reach the LPL final on their annual hunt for South London glory. After the bombshell that the Bats would not be providing teas, no further motivation was needed. The Road lost the toss and were put into bat. The 2 Dans (Sherman and Johnson)…
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Antelope Pay for Hitting Bison for 6
Our new correspondent Ben writes: MASSIVE win for the road vs the mighty (and also massive) ‘lopes, despite Moans best efforts to jinx it from the boundary! Day started off with air of forboding, as Sherman crawled to fortress Dundonald, clearly in the final throws of death. An act of inspiring commitment to the Road.…
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Game of cricket
The power station glinted in the midday sun. The birds were singing in the trees. The English sparkling wine and unlabelled mystery beers were on ice. People were falling asleep in bikinis at deep cover point without adequate protective equipment. It could only be Battersea Park Pitch 1, for the official Brown-McGilligan Stag/Boyfriends, Wives and…
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Calamari and a Knees-Up
Hello readers, it’s been a while, how are you all doing? Glad to hear. How am I doing? Thank you for asking, because not many people have asked if I’m okay, but 4 games in 6 days, and only 12 runs, is a very real thing to be going through behind the scenes. I want…
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Come with me now, on a journey to the Mighty Road….
BazBall got you by the… well balls I guess? Trigger finger itching to be raised quicker than Steve Bucknor? Look no further than the Kings Road. You’re probably asking myself “But why should I join this group of cricketers? They are no different than any others and I am clearly much better than them and…
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Work Dougie Calls Time on 2023 Season
After another successful season with Pej at the wheel, it was captain Keats who led the road to it’s final game of the 2023 season to bring the curtain down. Chief of selectors Keats put a few calls round to a select few ringers – Wicky, Gopi and Sai from Octopus were called up. Three…
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A-binge down memory Road
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it Covid making an unwelcome return through Sherman’s coughing? No, its clearly none of those things. What it is, is time for the Kings Roads CC annual jaunt out of the M25 to the blissful surrounds of the Surrey Hills and to that little slice of…
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Journey to the West – a Kings Road Odyssey
Sing to me, O Muse, of the team of heavy loads And varying cricketing ability Who travelled to the far-flung ends of this isle In search of revels and glory Amongst the emerald pastures of strange peoples… And so it was that, in the watery sunshine of a late July Friday morning, twelve strong-hearted roaders…
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But, Dad, don’t we eat the antelope?
The last report I wrote of a match at Battersea Park recounted a loss to the Paddington Rabbits. This time King’s Road faced a herd of mammalian herbivores once more, in the shape of the Antelopians (appropriate for a venue that features not only cricket pitches but also a zoo). The wind was high, which,…