Tag: oscar

  • Oh Deer: Antelopes get the beast of the Road

    An indication of how interesting someone’s life is, is how quickly they finish the match report. Hence, mine is finished 24 hours after the match. M. Andrews, 2022. As Roaders descended on Battersea Park from various boroughs of London, we were filled with the usual misplaced optimism that accompanies the start of a new match.…

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  • Keats’ Perfect Road Steamroller South Bank

    Keats’ Perfect Road Steamroller South Bank

    With temperatures in Dulwich reaching the mid-thirties (for the less youthful members of the club: that’s over ninety degrees Fahrenheit) captain Keats somehow managed to ‘negotiate’ the toss such that the Road batted first, giving most of us some valuable time in the shade. Get him negotiating post-Brexit trade deals, I say. Vice-captain Pete nobly…

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