Tag: Roehampton Bats

  • Making the best of a Bats situation

    Some days you’re the pigeon. Some days you’re the statue. And sometimes, you are the statue, but instead of one pigeon defecating on you from on high, there are ten thousand pigeons. And you can’t breathe for pigeon excrement as it fills your mouth and oozes out of your every orifice until you expand and…

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  • KRCSC vs Roehampton Bats: Welcome to the Scrap Yard

    Firstly, I’d like to thank none of you rotten individuals for completing match reports in a timely manner. It’s noted and I consider it highly offensive. Take note of the 24-hour window this was delivered in. Moving on….a muggy day was greeted The Road as the Keith XI comprised of a couple of cricket players…

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