Tag: Tom Birch
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Mandos serves it up extra-hot, before bowlers put it to Bed(dington)
Across the country, avid sports fans awoke to the promise of a day full of intrigue and drama. Who would prevail at the end of long months tussling for the premiership crown, the blues or the reds (you can tell this report was written by a fan of the bloody footie, can’t you?) In Spain,…
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King’s Road’s day goes South in Bank robbery
The sun was shining. The breeze was blowing. People in lycra were taking selfies in Battersea Park. All seemed well with the world as The Road arrived, raring to go for the start of the season. Just one thing was missing…the opposition. Somehow, South Bank had contrived to end up instead at Haydon’s Road. Unperturbed…
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The ‘Dor of Great Missenden firmly shut once more
There are two words in the English language that cause more joy and merriment to a Roader than any others combined. It’s not something mundane like caught and bowled, or played on. No. It is Booze and Train. Fabled, infamous, historic. It is of course the Booze Train to Great Missenden. You speak to many…
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The Secret Match Report – It’s Coming Moans, It’s Coming, Wicket’s Coming Moans
Sunday 11th July 2021 – a day that will live, in infamy. Some people may have had certain expectations leading up, but to everyone’s dismay, Mandy wasn’t going to abandon his allegiance to the Ingurland ultras, Moany wasn’t going to order SLOIME to a clubhouse, and Dave Hughes wasn’t going to reveal what he wears…
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KRCSC vs Roehampton Bats: Welcome to the Scrap Yard
Firstly, I’d like to thank none of you rotten individuals for completing match reports in a timely manner. It’s noted and I consider it highly offensive. Take note of the 24-hour window this was delivered in. Moving on….a muggy day was greeted The Road as the Keith XI comprised of a couple of cricket players…