Tag: Wood Bowl
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Making the best of a Bats situation
Some days you’re the pigeon. Some days you’re the statue. And sometimes, you are the statue, but instead of one pigeon defecating on you from on high, there are ten thousand pigeons. And you can’t breathe for pigeon excrement as it fills your mouth and oozes out of your every orifice until you expand and…
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KRCSC vs Roehampton Bats: Welcome to the Scrap Yard
Firstly, I’d like to thank none of you rotten individuals for completing match reports in a timely manner. It’s noted and I consider it highly offensive. Take note of the 24-hour window this was delivered in. Moving on….a muggy day was greeted The Road as the Keith XI comprised of a couple of cricket players…
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WOOD you believe it? King’s Road win the Battle of the Bowl in a thriller against the LICC’s
June 5th. An auspicious day in history. 1963 sees John Profumo resign as Secretary of State of War due to a sex scandal, ‘Tank Man’ halts the advancing tanks in Tianaman Square protests of 1989, unknown date – Oscar Newlove is birthed from the lavapod on his home planet of BlaaaNiiiiiigozzz 18z7 and finally 2021…
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MATCH REPORT: The Bats won, but we got de Silva! Sham picks up career best bowling figures.
Roehampton Bats remain undefeated in the LPL after the King’s Road’s 198-run chase ended 36 short at the Wood Bowl. The Bats, playing in their first LPL season, have notched up an impressive winning streak, which seemingly extends to the toss as well. After Captain Brown’s ‘lucky’ Hong Kong Dollar failed him (again), the Orange…