Tour-riffic Rich handed job: Peralta to organise King’s Road tour

Richard Peralta has grabbed the opportunity to organise next year’s King’s Road tour.

The fuzzy-haired bowler – pictured at the crease above – agreed to take the lead in sorting out a venue.

It is believed he has earmarked the Yorkshire village of Denby Dale.

Previous tour organisers include Giles Fagan and Matt Cocken, who masterminded last season’s successful tour to Devon, and Leon Watson who put together the club’s first tour to Swansea.

So far the club has yet to win a match away from its South London home.

Speaking about his plans, Rich said: “I’ll get on it. I’ll see if I can find a campsite which attracts bears and people who don’t lock their cars…”

3 responses to “Tour-riffic Rich handed job: Peralta to organise King’s Road tour”

  1. jamie Avatar

    GENIUS PHOTO LEON!!!

  2. Leon Watson Avatar
    Leon Watson

    It’s Amir’s snap – but I’ve been gagging to use it for a while. Think the unintentional blurriness adds to it as well…

  3. Shermles Avatar
    Shermles

    And I thought it was only Raju with the reputation for wandering hands…